The latest Between The Buried And Me album

Is it an EP or what? Thumbs down. All up in your butthole.

Google results for "Text to speech"

Kinda lame. Most results were demos less than 20 seconds.

The walk to the Ghetto Mart

Walked to the Ghetto Mart for beer. My chest hurts now.

Colt 45 Strawberry Lemonade Blast

So apparently Colt 45 has joined the flavored malt beverage game. I had to buy it. It's 12% alcohol but doesn't pack the bite as the Four Loko and Joose. Although I'm not the biggest fan of the strawberry-lemonade flavor, it was rather tasty. Kinda like a melted popcicle. Or those tube like bags of water you buy at Walmart and have to freeze yourself like a Philistine. I rate it 3 out of 4 Four Lokos. Would buy again. A++++ (not A+++++).

I'm still undecided on the upside down drop-kicking horse and all the fruity "tattoo" artwork on the can. (Pictured on the CR-48)

The free music on Amazon MP3

Eh, most of it sucks. But it's free.

The Google CR 48 Notebook

I like it.

Mommy Bloggers

The fuck is wrong with you? Put that MacBook away and take care of your kids. Cunt.

Orkut

It's probably the gayest thing Google has ever done.

The Mint Museum of Charlotte

I've never been but it sounds pretty gay.

This blog post I'm reading about a blog about a PBR that I'm already drinking

Great blog post. Glad I read it. I would read it again. Also write it again.

This PBR that I'm blogging about right now

Totally glad that I blogged about it. Still tasty.

This PBR that I'm drinking right now

It's pretty good. Tasty. Totally blogworthy.

That band I saw at Common Market last night

Kid Monsterz or something. I think. Photo above is of Common Market and there's a black dude singing or something, so that might be them. I honestly thought they were just tuning up, getting ready to play the whole time. Then they were like "ok, that's it, thanks for coming out". I just...I have no idea. The PBR was good and there were plenty of drunk skanks there, so whatever. It is what it is.

Color for Android

Used it like twice. I don't get it.

Tumblr

It's pretty gay.

Twitter For Android

It's ok. I've seen better. But I still use it.

The weather on April 3rd, 2011

Eh, it's alright.